Chocolate age calculator: math made mouthwatering

Have you gotten this in your email yet? I tried it and it worked.

  • First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
    have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
  • Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
  • Add 5
  • Multiply it by 50 — (I’ll wait while you get the calculator)

  • If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759… If you haven’t, add 1758.
  • Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
  • You should have a three digit number.The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are……. YOUR AGE!


(Good ol’ chocolate. I knew it could be trusted!)

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